Not only did the doll eat my homework, but I HAD to make chocolate cake* for a dessert auction at the church. Photographed from this angle,
and from the top,
you'd never know that it was completely lopsided.
I didn't stick around to see its fate, because a certain band was playing their entire Flood album in downtown Albany, and I had to go be a groupie. By myself, because I couldn't find any friends who weren't attending the auction or had heard of them. Really. It's times like this that I really miss my cousins (at least the Delaware groupie ones). But they were off galivanting with new babies and such.
*made using my revised version of egullet's version of epicurious' Double Chocolate Cake, with The Cake Bible's rasberry ganache filling and light chocolate ganache frosting. The crumbs and leftover frosting were pretty tasty.
Here's my version of the cake recipe:
Double Chocolate Cake
3 oz semi-sweet or bittersweet chocolate, chopped
1-1/2 cups cocoa powder (regular or Dutch process - I use Dutch)
1-1/2 cups hot water
1 stick (4 oz) unsalted butter, melted
1-1/2 cups white sugar
1 cup light brown sugar
2-3/4 cups cake flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoon baking powder
1-1/4 teaspoon salt
3 large eggs
3/4 cup canola oil
1-1/2 cups buttermilk
2 teaspoons vanilla
1. Preheat oven to 300°F. Grease two 9”x2" pans (I used one 8"x3" and one 8"x2"). Line bottoms with rounds of parchment paper, grease paper, then flour pans.
2. Into a medium bowl, pour the hot water over chocolate, cocoa, and melted butter; blend till smooth. Let mixture cool slightly, stirring occasionally, until chocolate is completely melted and mixture is smooth.
3. Into a large bowl sift together flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt.
4. In another large bowl with an electric mixer beat eggs until thickened slightly and lemon colored (about 3 minutes with a stand mixer). Add sugars and beat well. Slowly add oil, buttermilk, vanilla. Add melted chocolate mixture, beating until combined well.
5. Add dry ingredients and beat on medium speed until just combined well. Note - this is a very liquid batter, and it will seem like it's still a little lumpy. Mine turned out fine anyway.
6. Divide batter between pans and bake in middle of oven until a tester inserted in center comes out clean, about 60 to 70 minutes (watch carefully--timing may vary).
7. Cool layers completely in pans on racks.
8. Run a thin knife around edges of pans and invert layers onto racks. Carefully remove wax paper.